"I promise to write in you everyday!"
My next entry would be,
"I can't believe I haven't written in you for TWO WEEKS! I promise to write in you everyday from here on out!"
"I'm now 37 with two kids, diary, and I know I've said it before, but I PROMISE to write in you everyday!"
I think that struggle with my lame little diary has actually turned out to be a metaphor for my life. I'm full of the best intentions, but completely false promises.