Oh baby oh baby

You know those ear wax candles? You lay on your side and hold a wax candle (cause there's another kind...) in your ear. Then you light the other end of it and somehow it pulls all the wax out of your ears. Or maybe it pulls it into the candle. Either way, I need something like that, but for my brain. I would like to be able to lie on my side, put something in my ear, set fire to it, then have all my stress and worries flow out of my ear, down the side of my face, and pool on the cushion below me.

I'm thinking this is a very good business and am currently accepting resumes and sketches from potential inventors. I'm fair, you'll get 50% of the cut.