Thursday, April 29, 2010

Oh baby oh baby

You know those ear wax candles? You lay on your side and hold a wax candle (cause there's another kind...) in your ear. Then you light the other end of it and somehow it pulls all the wax out of your ears. Or maybe it pulls it into the candle. Either way, I need something like that, but for my brain. I would like to be able to lie on my side, put something in my ear, set fire to it, then have all my stress and worries flow out of my ear, down the side of my face, and pool on the cushion below me.

I'm thinking this is a very good business and am currently accepting resumes and sketches from potential inventors. I'm fair, you'll get 50% of the cut.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Calling all posi vibes

We need you in full force tomorrow (Tuesday.) Well, Jason needs them to be exact. Who is Jason you ask? Why does he need posi vibes you quip? Shhhh, less talk. More energy. Let's pump it out there, people!

Sunday, April 18, 2010


You leave countless heavy hearts, but even more loving memories. The sun came out today. Pretty sure it was you.