Wishes are for fishes

I wish I wrote this:

"Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering."
— Nicole Krauss (The History of Love)

Qualifying for life

Interviewer - What's one thing we should know about you, Marcie?

Me - I like to do things fast.

Int - I'm sorry?

Me - I like to do things fast.

Int - Yes I heard you, I'm afraid I don't understand you.

Me - Walking, driving, talking, running, typing, eating... everything. I like to do it fast. Slow drives me crazy.

Int - So you're saying you're impatient?

Me - No. I'm saying I like to do things fast.

Yowza!

I think the most romantic sexy song in the world is "You're The One That I Want" from Grease.

Shit girls. Can I get a new pair of panties, or what?!